Everything Flooded is on tour until 4 April. Fourteen towns, and none of them has a theatre.Tour dates

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On tour until 4 April

We bring the theatre with us

Six of us make new plays in an empty swimming baths and take them to towns that lost their theatre or never had one. One van, a three-hour get-in, and everybody on the same wage.

Tour datesBring us to your town
The drained tiled pool at Stannerbridge Baths, boarded over and set up as a rehearsal room
6
PeopleNobody else, and no understudies
00
A week, eachWriter, driver and everyone between
14
Towns this tourBooked before a word was written
0
Of them have a theatreThat is the whole point

The work

On now, next, and still an argument

  • Four actors on a bare stage in a village hall, standing in a line of shallow water

    Everything Flooded

    On now, touringUntil 4 April

    Two hours in a village that has been told its flood defence is not worth the money. Four actors, ninety minutes, no interval, and a scene that has had to be rewritten in every town because the number they were offered was different.

  • A single actor beside a bus stop sign propped against a chapel wall

    The Last Bus from Hallow

    Back on the roadFrom 2 May

    The show that started all this, made in 2021 for nineteen people in a chapel. Revived with the same set, which still fits under the seats of the van.

  • A script on a trestle table covered in crossings-out

    The Weighbridge

    In developmentFirst reading in June

    A haulage yard, a closed-down weighbridge and three brothers who cannot agree what the land is worth. Half written, and the half that exists is too long.

For halls

What arrives when we do

If your hall has a door wide enough for a table and a socket that works, it is a theatre for the night.

  • 01

    One van, unloaded by six people

    We get in at two and you have your hall back by eleven, swept. Nobody from your committee has to stay unless they want to.

  • 02

    A show built for a room eight metres wide

    No flying, no rig, no blackout needed. If the curtains do not close we play it with the lights on, and it has worked every time.

  • 03

    A fee, not a gamble

    We charge a flat 00 and the door money is yours. If you sell nothing you still only owe the fee; if you sell out you keep the difference.

  • 04

    The morning after

    A free workshop for whoever wants one: a school, a youth club, eleven adults in a back room. It is in the fee, not an extra.

Afterwards

What the halls said

  • They came at two and by seven it did not look like our hall any more. At half eleven it did again.
    A woman standing at the door of a village hall with a set of keysMaureen FettleBookings secretary, Nettlefold Village Hall
  • Two hundred and six people in a room licensed for a hundred and eighty. We have agreed not to write that down anywhere except here.
    A man behind the bar of a welfare hall, chairs stacked behind himOwen PryceCleeve Bay Miners' Welfare
  • My daughter asked why we do not get this every month. I did not have a good answer for her.
    A woman in a coat outside a primary school hall after a performanceIvy StannardDraycott

Fourteen dates, and most of them are not sold out

Tickets are pay what you decide at the door. Nothing is booked in advance except the seats we hold back for people who ask.

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Six people, one van, and a swimming baths with no water in it. We make new plays and take them to towns that have nowhere to put one.

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